Preachiest sycophant, most shameless ‘In Memoriam’ and weirdest fashion flops – KENNEDY’s hilarious awards for the oh-so-woke and hypocritical Emmys… where an accused domestic abuser was the biggest winner!-ZoomTech News


The flower of hypocrisy blooms abundantly in Hollywood.

They’re going to be there for you, Matthew Perry.

However not, apparently, on your alleged victims.

Midway via the compulsory ‘In Memoriam’ at Monday night time’s Emmys, the query crept into my thoughts: How will Tinseltown acknowledge Perry’s sudden demise – and the following allegations that he was a routine lady beater?

Spoiler alert: not properly.

Final week on the Golden Globes, the troubled Good friend was ignored utterly. However this seventy fifth Emmys was all about nostalgia and greedy on the TV magic of yesteryear.

They could not overlook Chandler Bing. In order headshots of Norman Lear, Angela Lansbury and Harry Belafonte pale out and in on an enormous display, I knew what was going to occur.

‘I will be there for you,’ sang Charlie Puth and husband-and-wife duo The Warfare and Treaty, ‘When the rain begins to pour’.

The Emmys went all in.

Perry acquired the loudest applause of all – the final shreds of #MeToo swept underneath the rug as a roomful of faux-moralists honored the dishonorable.

Perry acquired the loudest applause of all – the final shreds of #MeToo swept underneath the rug as a roomful of faux-moralists honored the dishonorable. (Above) In Memoriam at 2024 Emmys ceremony

White Lotus star Aubrey Plaza's dress (above) resembled a silky Post-It note

Aubrey Plaza at 2024 Emmys ceremony

White Lotus star Aubrey Plaza’s gown (above) resembled a silky Submit-It notice

After his demise in October, sources near Perry advised DailyMail.com that – in his remaining years – he was abusive. He allegedly ‘threw a espresso desk’ at his ex-fiancée and shoved his live-in sober companion right into a wall and ‘threw her onto a mattress.’ What’s extra, regardless of proclaiming himself a champion for addicts attempting to get clear, he was mentioned to be commonly abusing arduous medicine.

Regardless, the tribute was angelic.

What else would you count on from these preachy, oh-so-woke sycophants?

They do not wish to name out their very own. Roman Polanski? Woody Allen? Will Smith?

Enter stage left, Emmys host and Jussie Smollett defender, Anthony Anderson, who’s dogged by many years of sexual assault allegations himself. (Costs had been dropped in two circumstances and the end result of a 3rd is unknown).

Name it good casting.

He determined to forego a monologue. After the Jo Koy-Golden Globes debacle, who may blame him?

As an alternative of the normal set-up and punchline set, Anderson botched a musical tribute to a few iconic theme songs and an off-key, out-of-breath, out-of-depth cowl of Phil Collins ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Fortunate for Anderson, his mother was within the viewers – and he or she was funnier than him. ‘Time’s up, child,’ she hilariously snapped at her boy. ‘Wrap it up.’

Mercifully, the Emmy award winners had been solely given about 10 seconds to talk, and Anderson’s mommy was there to implement – even holding up an enormous clock when White Lotus star Jennifer Coolidge began ranting.

However – shock – left to their very own gadgets (and with out writers) these thespians nonetheless managed to behave obnoxious.

Enter stage left, Emmys host and Jussie Smollett defender, Anthony Anderson (above), who is dogged by decades of sexual assault allegations himself.

Enter stage left, Emmys host and Jussie Smollett defender, Anthony Anderson (above), who’s dogged by many years of sexual assault allegations himself.

After his death in October, sources close to Perry told DailyMail.com that – in his final years – he was abusive.

After his demise in October, sources near Perry advised DailyMail.com that – in his remaining years – he was abusive.

Jeremy Allen White, who gained Lead Actor in a Comedy for his cheffing in ‘The Bear’, appeared like he’d eaten one too many area desserts and repeatedly proclaimed ‘I like you!’ to a room of tons of.

RuPaul’s Drag Race walked away with Finest Actuality Competitors Program – giving that present a whopping 29 Emmys. Congrats! However then RuPaul urged America to let drag queens learn books to children. Heck, I might choose children who can learn. However… priorities!

Elton John lastly gained the uncommon EGOT (the designation for a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony Award) for his live performance particular ‘Elton John Reside: Farewell from Dodger Stadium’ and he did not even present as much as settle for the statuette. God, he is my favourite diva.

Niecy Nash-Betts (Finest Supporting Actress in a Restricted Collection in ‘Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story’) let the dual volleyballs smuggled in her gown do the speaking. And her self-tribute was spot-on. ‘I wanna thank me for believing in me!’ she gushed.

Not less than there was one trustworthy dealer within the lot.

I needed to cowl my eyes when Anderson reappeared in a black latex go well with for a cameo as American Horror Story’s Rubber Man.

‘Not this dude once more!’ exclaimed actor Dylan McDermott.

‘Exhausting to breathe in these sorts of issues,’ panted Anderson. ‘I do not understand how they do it in Pulp Fiction. Am I sweating again there?’

TMI, man!

Jeremy Allen White (above), who won Lead Actor in a Comedy for his cheffing in 'The Bear', seemed like he'd eaten one too many space cakes and repeatedly proclaimed 'I love you!' to a room of hundreds.

Jeremy Allen White (above), who gained Lead Actor in a Comedy for his cheffing in ‘The Bear’, appeared like he’d eaten one too many area desserts and repeatedly proclaimed ‘I like you!’ to a room of tons of.

Christina Applegate (above) walked out with the help of Anderson and a cane to a standing ovation.

Christina Applegate (above) walked out with the assistance of Anderson and a cane to a standing ovation. 

Mercifully, the Emmy award winners were only given about 10 seconds to speak, and Anderson's mommy was there to enforce – even holding up a giant clock when White Lotus star Jennifer Coolidge started ranting.

Mercifully, the Emmy award winners had been solely given about 10 seconds to talk, and Anderson’s mommy was there to implement – even holding up an enormous clock when White Lotus star Jennifer Coolidge began ranting.

I had to cover my eyes when Anderson reappeared in a black latex suit for a cameo as American Horror Story's Rubber Man.

I needed to cowl my eyes when Anderson reappeared in a black latex go well with for a cameo as American Horror Story’s Rubber Man.

The place’s the gimp ball while you want it?

However, truthfully, the Emmys weren’t all unhealthy.

There was a camp cameo by Ted Danson and the solid of Cheers on a re-created set. And Katherine Heigl, carrying Jessica Rabbit’s crimson gown, reunited with the remainder of the Gray’s Anatomy crew. That was solely barely awkward since Hiegl infamously withdrew herself from Emmys consideration in 2008, as a result of she thought her scripts stunk.

The night time would not have been full with no look again on the Sopranos and, my fave, Martin.

The solid jaw-jacked about having by no means been nominated by the self-loathing institution snobs, as Martin lingered off to the facet. When he spoke, all of us frightened that he was not properly or as much as the duty.

On the plus facet, Tisha Campbell appeared improbable. Rattling, Gina!

And talking of trend: White Lotus star Aubrey Plaza’s gown resembled a silky Submit-It notice. Beef’s Ali Wong appeared like she paired a baked potato wrapper with my useless aunt’s Goodwill skirt. And Laverne Cox seemed to be wearing a cross between a trash bag and an exoskeleton.

However after I die, I wish to come again as Hannah Waddingham’s inconceivable physique. She appeared phenomenal.

Tisha Campbell (above) looked fantastic. Damn, Gina!

Tisha Campbell (above) appeared improbable. Rattling, Gina!

Ali Wong

Laverne Cox

Beef’s Ali Wong (left) appeared like she paired a baked potato wrapper with my useless aunt’s Goodwill skirt. Laverne Cox (proper) seemed to be wearing a cross between a trash bag and an exoskeleton.

But when I die, I want to come back as Hannah Waddingham's impossible body. She looked phenomenal.

However after I die, I wish to come again as Hannah Waddingham’s inconceivable physique. She appeared phenomenal.

Sarah Snook additionally will get an honorable point out, who’s not a sucker for a Vivienne Westwood robe? And Useless to Me’s Christina Applegate, who has been residing with a number of sclerosis for years, gave us all a lesson in methods to shine – it doesn’t matter what.

She walked out with the assistance of Anderson and a cane to a standing ovation.

‘Thanks a lot. Oh my god, you are completely shaming me [and my] incapacity by standing up,’ she deadpanned. ‘It is fantastic. OK. Physique not by Ozempic. OK let’s go.’

Now that is an actual star.

Sorry, Anthony. Like your mother mentioned, your time is up.

Now go dry off.


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